You F'ing Zombies - I Hate Zombies

In Which Evil Zombies Ruin Our Holidays and Steal Our Pizza Everywhere you go, these f***ing zombies follow you. They follow you to a Justin Bieber concert, to the Queen's birthday party, they even want to eat the aliens trying to anally probe you. Featuring 6 novellas and stories, including an exclusive story (The Aliens are Having Sex with our Zombies ) not available anywhere else. List of stories: 1.
3 Zombie Hunters in a Boat (to say nothing of the dog)2. Attack of the Ninja Jihadi Russian Gangster Zombies (also, what I did in my summer holidays)3. Pink Vs Vampire4. Dude Go Back To Grave5. Zombie Dude Where's My Pizza6. The Aliens are Having Sex with our Zombies (exclusive)