What You Don't Know: A Blueberry Inflation Story

You're turning into a blueberry and everyone knows it...except you. You're just a teacher, fresh out of college, struggling to hold on to your job and keep the students from driving you insane. The principal is going to observe you today and in your effort to impress him you chew a very special gum that you've confiscated from your students. Your face turns blue, everyone can see you swelling, but the lesson goes on as you remain blissfully unaware.
Contains body inflation and blueberry transformation.