Twilight of The Bald and Other Stories

A feasibility study on the use 0f extra-terrestrials as a food source... a secret society of bald men dwelling in the sewers plan their triumphant return to the light... a local mechanic goes to the aid of an extra-terrestrial whose terrain module has been damaged in a collision with a kangaroo... Leslie was an unemployed, blind, pregnant, Jewish, Aboriginal lesbian... A children's story for adults featuring the Wormsquasher twins, Gumrold and Scrurnich.
Their parents handle sibling rivalry in a modern and caring manner... At midnight God smote all the evil doers on earth. Only the Good survived, and I was one of them. This was the beginning of the first day of God's Kingdom on Earth.