Triskaidekaphilia - Mr. Satanism's 13th Book

For once the number 13 is lucky, because for his thirteenth film guide, caustic cinema critic Mr. Satanism has reviewed only movies with "13" in the title. It's nothing but a cheap, lazy gimmick, obviously, but what else would you expect from a disgraced former supervillain turned hack author? Nevertheless, if you have an affinity for the number 13 or just plain hate movies with numbers in the title and like seeing them put in their place, you won't want to miss it.
Leonard Maltin, you WISH you'd thought of this first.