To My First And Last One Night Stand - The Inappropriate Bachelors, #3

To Marco (No I'm not going to add Polo), Last night was a mistake. A big mistake. Or rather should I say small? I don't want to hurt your ego. I should have listened to your sister. You're insufferable and rude and far too cocky. Don't worry, I won't be telling anyone what happened because as far as I'm concerned it never did. Please stop calling me. I do not need to come and collect my bra from you.
Or the tshirt you lent me to sleep in when I got cold. No, that one act doesn't make you a gentleman. And no, I do not need to have your smell near me to fall asleep. In fact, it does the opposite and gives me nightmares. Millie P. S. No, I do not want a repeat in the office at work. P. P. S. The texts I sent you this morning were drunk texts. I was still hungover. Do not construe them as anything else.
P. P. P. S. Could you have given me anymore love bites? There was no need to mark your territory because I am not yours!