Those Maleficent Mushrooms

While touring Ireland on bicycles, an American couple discover a deserted cottage with two lovely ponds. But there are hidden secrets. The mushrooms have an unusual affect on women. The woman began to disappear late at night and then, can't stop eating them. While her boyfriend tries to investigate she begins to rapidly gain weight. As her size increased, so did her lust. A little sneak preview........
When the birds began to titter, my eyes were open. Damn but I felt so rested and at peace. But, the love of my life was gone. The covers on her side felt cool. She'd, obviously, been up for a while. And yet, the house was quiet. I looked outside to see only one bicycle. After dressing, I peddled back to the ponds and there she lay asleep in the grass. My love lay motionless, almost as if she were dead.
I couldn't see her chest rise or fall. She was so still that I had to touch her arm. Slowly, she began to stir. Without opening her eyes, she said, "I had the sweetest dream. I dreamt that you were feeding me. I was so hungry and I lay there as you put mushrooms into my mouth and then I nursed you and you drank from me and I was so happy and..."She opened her eyes and began to look around asking, "When did we come down here?"