Those Balls and Strikes Got Me

My name is Jeff Nelson, and I'm a single dad. I'm enjoying my time with my son on my local town's youth travel baseball team. This year, my son and his teammates have their eyes on the championship. It's spring training, and I'm on the field making sure my kid practices well. I've got my eye on the ball... And another kid's mom. Pam Roberts She's a hot mom who acts like she's the biggest fan of the game.
She stares at me like I'm a newbie on the sidelines cheering on my son. I should ask her out. But I can't... Everyone on our kids' team knows who she is.'Down boy!''If I get the chance to knock the ball out of the park with her, I'll freakin' do it!'