Biographie de Lockjaw Lipssealed
A Word of Warning!Let's get a few things straight up front. To start with, the name's Lipssealed. Lockjaw Lipssealed. Okay, Lockjaw I. N. T. Lipssealed, but that's not important. I'm a storyteller and yeah, I'm a fairy Godfather, but before you start making cracks, let me tell you about the last smart mouth who tried that. Actually, I can't tell you about the last guy, 'cause the judge slapped a gag order on me.
Point is, just don't try it. Anyway, the story you're about to read is true or my name's not Lockjaw Lipssealed. No names were changed to protect the innocent, 'cause there aren't any. The story is what it is. Call it a fairytale if you want, but that don't change the fact that it all happened if I say it did. Besides, who's telling the story!