The Rats' Man's Lackey and the Half Gallon of Christmas Miracle

A Private Eyein Supernatural Witness Protection Whackadoo Manor: hopeful destination for the desperate and the damned. Where the rooms redecorate themselves, the rodents have a valet, and everyone gets a random name off a list of Terry Pratchett characters. Deal with the nameless creep in charge and he might-might-save your soul. Or send me to save it for you. I show up and I wing it. Hard. Hard enough to learn to fly before hitting bottom. At least this time the client is gorgeous, the weather decent, and-if I'm lucky-there'll be strawberry ice cream as I plunge...