The Necromancer's Chronicles

Urt is a Necromancer with an embarrassing problem. He's suffering from Resurrectile Dysfunction. Which means, he can no longer raise the dead, as serious problem. Not only that, but his master has disappeared, leaving him alone in the swamp with only a talking head for company. After one final failure, Urt has had enough, and decides he wants to see the world and have adventures. You know the saying: 'Be careful what you wish for'? Well, that.
A fantastic and unlikely fantasy story with comedic overtones, dark magics and handsome people. (Yes, ugly ones too). Oh, and zombies of course.