The Many Occupations of Squoot the Mouse - I Have a Little List, #8

Squoot the Mouse is a long lived and short on employment. That guy just can keep a job. He had had many through the years. Hear, we have an alphabet of failed jobs that our intrepid rodent has suffered through. But if you buy this book, you won't suffer. You will enjoy it. You are not the fool who has these jobs. You are too smart for that.