The Comic Dictionary

Here are a few examples:Alien: a little, green man who needs to acquire a little, green cardAnchor: a weighty object that holds down a ship or ambitious news teamCatharsis: the uplifting realization you were wrongCrazy: your alleged condition when your own thoughts make more sense to you than what everybody else is sayingDetective: a Peeping Tom, Dick, or Dirty HarryFigure: a number or body shape that is judged by its volumeGeometry: a boring complexity of proofs that teach us how to misspell "pie"Haste: something you want to make when your jet to the Super Bowl is about to take off, you witness a crime, or when the building is about to explodeHomosexuality: thinking outside the boxOpera: tragedy sung in a foreign language, leading to boredom, death, and then the fat lady singsAnd there are 990 more! Here's you perfect Christmas or Hanukah present!