The Cocktails of Doctor Caligari

Do want a new bar?  Do you want a place where everyone knows your name? Whoah. That's kind of creepy. Why does everyone need to know your name? That is super intrusive. It's best to go to a bar where they have comfortable stools and drinks that change your sense of reality. You need to go to Doctor Caligari's place. Wonderful things happen in those glasses. You can go back in time, make people only tell truths or almost anything else.
These cocktails are wonderful and unique and they will mess you up,. It isn't just the cocktails. This bar is different. You have creatures and monsters and misplaced monks who just want a place to sit and drink. This is the guidebook for having a successful time at Doc Cal's. You need to kow which cocktails to order and which stool to sit on. Bars can be boring and dull. That's not a problem with Doc Cal's.
There is nothing you expect here. Except the need to tip the bartenders. Don't forget that, pal.