The Book of 5 Mews

Shhhh - don't tell the humans. This is a cat's guide to world domination; learn how to win hearts and get cheese with your kitty charm.  Meet Marble, a cat on a mission to rule the world with cuteness and get cheese. Marble is not your ordinary cat. She is a philosopher, a strategist, and a master of Catness. She knows the secrets to manipulate humans and get what she wants. Thus, Catness wisdom and insights are littered throughout this hilarious and insightful book, written mostly from a feline point of view (as the way it should be). But Marble's plan is not without challenges.
She must win over a dog-loving human and keep up an endless supply of Colby-Jack cheese. The Book of 5 Mews is a book for cat lovers, dog lovers, and anyone who enjoys a good laugh mixed in with a heartwarming story. It is a book that celebrates the bond between humans and animals, and the power of love and healing. It is a book that will make you rethink your relationship with your cat, and maybe even inspire you to join a quest for world domination.
Not that you'd be welcome, unless you're a feline.