The Anthology of Really Important Modern Poetry - Timeless Poems by Snooki, John Boehner, Kanye West, and Other Well-Versed Celebrities

Required reading from great poets of our time. Drew Barrymore: "Upon Pondering Breasts." Tom Cruise: "An Exegesis on Psychiatry." Ann Coulter: "My Kind of Fun." And Trump and Sheen and Snooki, John Boehner and Michelle Bachman, Miley and Ke$ha. Hugo Chavez. Even a Zen haiku by Emmitt Smith:I think it's his self- confidence in himself thatmakes him confident. With their great gift for curating the inane public utterances of celebrities, politicians, and other self-important loudmouths, Kathryn and Ross Petras offer a timeless collection of "found" poetry-real quotes formatted as verse for hilarious and surprising effect.
The quotes are inherently addictive and funny-but turning them into verse intensifies the effect, making the words even more ridiculous, parodies to revel in. And the Petrases take it one step further: organizing the poems by themes, introducing each work with a Norton Anthology mock seriousness, discussing "schools, " and larding the text with footnotes, The Anthology of Really Important Modern Poetry is pure deadpan pleasure.
A whiff of Emily Dickinson in Ann Coulter? It's literary treasure, right under our noses.