Surprising the Board Game Nerd With My Secret

I was born a man with female parts, and I don't play around!Except when I'm playing board games. I'm absolutely obsessed with tokens and rules, until a rude man comes along to stuff my components bag full with his humongous meeple!Together, we've got plenty of VP to spare!This erotic tale will be super resonant with those of us who despise the vagaries of human emotion yet crave the stimulation of a dirty adult-rated tale featuring plenty of nasty M/M cis-on-trans action with a side of rueful chuckles.