Suave as Shift - The Protectors Unlimited, #2

Manliest of man-meat, star of your dirties fantasies, I'm the guy that gets the job done-with style. What job? Any job. All the jobs. I fight monsters for a living because it takes one to defeat one. But I'm not just any supe, I'm the most bada** tiger shifter that ever lived. And I won't let you forget it. Boss says I'm one mistake from demotion. I say it's just another day as a real-life action superstar.
Nothing can change that, and no one can match my awesomeness. Until Juliana.