Stuck in Mother Faboinging Flower Land - An Odd LitRPG Novel

If you can read this, HELP! I'm stuck in this mother F'n children's game and I can't find a way out. Every time I die, I restart in the F'n town square with only vague chopped up memories of my past runs. The game keeps track, but clues are few and far between. If you­­- **Thinking hard, Tyrone stood at Blue Town's fountain.** Oh no...not again! Please, for all that's holy, unplug this game. I can't escape.
I can't die. I can't cuss. This is Hel-