Size 14 is not fat either

Former pop star Heather Wells has settled nicely into her new life as assistant dorm director at New York College-a career that does not require her to drape her size 12 body in embarrassingly skimpy outfits. She can even cope (sort of) with her rocker ex-boyfriend's upcoming nuptials, which the press has dubbed The Celebrity Wedding of the Decade. But she's definitely having a hard time dealing with the situation in the dormitory kitchen-where a cheerleader has lost her head on the first day of the semester.
(Actually, her head is accounted for-it's her torso that's AWOL.)Surrounded by hysterical students-with her ex-con father on her doorstep and her ex-love bombarding her with unwanted phone calls-Heather welcomes the opportunity to play detective .