Saulie

/Saulie, a son of Edinburgh, has died as he lived - in his sleep. He is survived by his angry pal Fern, and a number of Aunts./That was a start of sorts, but Saulie couldn't for the life of him think what else should go in his own obit. It was Saulie's job to write obituaries, and while he knew he was assuredly a foolish and cloud-brained fellow, he was also professionally-minded, so he liked to keep in practice by imagining what he'd write about his own dead self.
However, lately, his practice memorials kept coming out a wee bit brief. Should he do something about that? Should there be more to Saulie's life? Should he make sure that there was something worth remembering about him when he was dead?