Santa is a Vampire

Simon the Elf wants to tell you the true story behind Jolly Ole St. Nick. Yeah, he's a vampire. But that alleged gift giver and lover of children hides more than that fact from you. And what about Mrs. Claus and Rudolph? Venture into a world of enslaved elves, enchanted animals, and death wrought by Santa himself. With his sharp wit, Simon will lead you into the darkest realms of Christmas. Warning: Simon cusses a lot.
But you would, too, if Santa held you captive.