Rules of Conduct in the Void, Chapter X - Rules of Conduct in the Void, #10

To get acquainted, useful acquaintance, that is, not just like that, it is necessary to demonstrate sincerity, trust, warmth, which you can only show in words addressed to the victim. Success is not guaranteed, but the right approach to the human, to secretaries-girls - as we, future spies and murderers were taught at the Institute of Refrigeration Industry - is already a scholarship is provided. Have pity for their hard fate, praise the beauty and subtle taste underestimated by the former or the current boss, show interest, introduce yourself as a person who is ready to help to settle in the best way.
Promise a new life, with a high salary, lunch vouchers at a restaurant near to work and bonuses for the weekend, a life full of bliss and pleasure. He will, he will. No one is an enemy for himself. The secretary-girl is also a human and has an imagination.