Biographie de J.Ishiro Finney
J. Ishiro Finney is an author of horror, gritty sci-fi, and neo-noir. He is 5'6", weighs 155 lbs on a full bladder, and has black hair that is slowly going silver. If someone was to play J. Ishiro in a movie of his life, it would be a young Brad Dourif, best known as being the voice of Chucky-although Ishiro is more akin to Brad's portrayal of the Twisted Mentat Piter De Vries in the film Dune. If J.
Ishiro were a beverage, he'd be a cup of scalding coffee. If J. Ishiro were a celestial body he'd be a planetoid in the Oort Belt. J. Ishiro's best friend is a rodent. He gets his best ideas while in a half-awake state. He eats raw oatmeal. Every day. He listens to music that could be mistaken for a factory collapsing. He's seen ghosts, spontaneous human combustion, and a UFO in broad daylight. One of those prior statements is not true.
J. Ishiro does not believe in ghosts. The UFO was a silver disc gliding over an Air Force Base. Spontaneous human combustion is impossible. If you were to break J. Ishiro down into his key chemical components he'd be at least 3% coffee. The rest would be piss and vinegar. His atomic number is 60: Neodymium. When J. Ishiro throws parties he serves heavy water and yellow cake. His other works include: Casefile: Arkham, Titanium Rain, Utopiates, and World War Kaiju.
He has used the pen name Josh Finney in the past.