Returning for a Magic Refill

With a dating app based on completely unreliable blood magic and three old crones running the office who may or may not be the Three Fates, what could possibly go wrong?Welcome back to the magical and whimsical town of WhyNot where love is just a BITE away!Located along the River Sticks, the town is home to many magical species. Love Bites, the most popular matchmaking agency in the tri-state area, offers in-person matching or cutting edge technology in the form of a dating app made just for the unnatural and unholy.
It just requires a picture. Sorry, vampires. You will need to submit a sketch for our artists to render into a lifelike image. Once your image is accepted, fill out our 42-page questionnaire and lick the screen (The technomages are aware the app tastes like oranges. They're working on it.) to connect with others looking for a happy ever after without the traditional white picket fence. These paranormal romcom stories will leave you in stitches as you follow our not-quite-human characters searching for their mates one one horrible first date at a time.
Are you ready to be swept into the world of WhyNot?