On A Quest To Find My Missing Big-Breasted Biology Teacher (Part One) - The Rocco Strangeways Erotic Adventures

Rocco Strangeways isn't trying to get into all the trouble he gets into. He's not trying to screw this girl or that girl. Or let loose the juice on this lady or that lady. He's just like you and me. Trying to get through life. Trying to be a good person. Trying not to screw every hot babe he sees. But sometimes these things just happen. Like that fart-face wannabe Dr. Phil says, "It is what it is." Rocco Strangeways is what he is.
A screwer. Almost in record time, Rocco imploded every college class he signed up for, as it became abundantly clear it was time for him to start his career, a career of securing one dead-end, meaningless, pointless job after another, and whenever he wasn't doing that, he was doing erotic adventures, starting with an extended jaunt in the woods with his ex-biology teacher turned nudist whack-job Beverly, entitled On A Quest To Find My Missing Big-Breasted Biology Teacher (Part One).