O For God's Sake - The Providence Vowel Houses

An immortal girl with godlike powers and a taste for one night stands is being hunted. Operating from the shadows her pursuers will stop at nothing until she's imprisoned, enslaved or annihilated.  Desperate, she has chosen an unlikely guardian. Obi Storm Otto, a career bartender and aspiring alcoholic, wakes up in the basement of a funeral home.  Cold, naked, and confused.  With the help of his best friend, an oversized punk rock man-child named Seth, and a talking pug that bears a striking resemblance to Elijah Wood, Obi retraces his steps from the previous evening searching for answers.
What he finds will change everythingProvidence has been found.