No Boobs, No Kardashians

Desperate to grab a few headlines to bolster her fading career, starlet Sindee Sands schemes to marry off her reality-challenged twelve-year-old daughter to similarly aged gangsta rapper Bull Fido in a TV spectacular. The host, reality show 'Tween Bride, celebrates "the new marriage." Hey, if it moves product, how wrong can it be? Only the little disaster demands a Porsche and a boob job before she walks down the aisle.
And that's just for starters.