Munki Moo Moo - Munki Moo Moo, #1

Teenager Toni Brown lives a boring existence. She helps her single mother run a roadside motel after school, listens to music, and dreams of leaving the small town of Big Arcadia. All that changes when a rock god E. Mandanny checks into the motel. Now she must deliver a package for him that inter-dimensional creatures would kill for. The package: A mischievous yellow-eyed baby that eats grass and causes earthquakes. The destination: Munki Moo Moo.
Where ever the hell that is. Munki Moo Moo is the first in a series of surreal, absurd, and dark fantasy novellas from the author of the Radicci Sisters Series and the Blunt Force Kharma Series.