Lubrican's Humor

Name: Lubrican's Humor
Price: 3.99 EUR
Author: Robert Lubrican
ISBN: 9780463281482

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Robert Lubrican

Bluewater
Paru le : 03/01/2019

What is erotica?It's sexy stories ... right? It's stories that make you want to HAVE sex ... right?So what happens to the people WRITING these sexy stories?... > Lire la suite

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What is erotica?It's sexy stories ... right? It's stories that make you want to HAVE sex ... right?So what happens to the people WRITING these sexy stories? I mean they must want to have sex pretty much non-stop ... right?And I don't care who he/she is, the most perfect mate in the whole WORLD doesn't want to have you pawing him/her every twenty minutes because of all the hot stuff that keeps flowing onto the paper (or computer screen) in front of you, from your oh, so sexy mind.
So what to do every twenty minutes instead of have actual sex?Why masturbate! Of course!Which is why these two COMPLETELY SCIENTIFIC, ENTIRELY SERIOUS and EXTENSIVELY RESEARCHED SCHOLARLY manuals on masturbation are being made available to you, so that, just in case YOU become an author of erotica some day, or maybe just want to have sex, but can't because there's nobody around to have sex with. One is for the males out there, and the other is for the females.
And even if you don't masturbate (I hear those people saying "Ewwwwww" right now) then trust me, you'll have PLENTY of unique and catchy conversational tidbits to share at your next cocktail party. After the Treatise on Male Masturbation and the Treatise on Female Masturbation are finished, you may WANT to become an author of erotica, so Bob has thoughtfully provided a thorough and complete manual on exactly how to do that.
Follow his rules of writing erotica and you'll have more women than Hugh Haffgner or more men than Lady Gag Gag hanging all over you. Who are Hugh Haffgner and Lady Gag Gag? They're just some people I know, who read the manual and wrote some extremely hot stories and will be really really famous some day. Why did they name themselves Hugh Haffgner and Lady Gag Gag?Read the manual and all will be explained.
Warning: This isn't humor for those under the age of eighteen. It has bad words in it, people!

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Date de parution : 03/01/2019
Editeur : Bluewater
ISBN : 978-0-463-28148-2
EAN : 9780463281482
Format : ePub

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Biographie de Robert Lubrican

I grew up in the fifties and sixties, and that is reflected in my books quite often. I spent twenty years in law enforcement, and traveled the world, which also can be seen in my books and stories. While the genre I write in is technically called erotic romance, what I actually write are stories with a plot, which include sexual behavior on the part of the characters. That is because most people's lives include sex and erotic gratification.
And, since most people wonder about lifestyles that are sometimes called taboo, or forbidden, I write about them, occasionally too. I believe that two consenting adults know more about their own happiness than anyone else, and that even if they are mistaken, they have the right to make their own choices. I also believe that love is the key to making choices that will not turn out to be mistakes. Many of my ideas involve coming of age, which usually takes place in the early to mid teens.
Publishing standards, however, require that all characters in the published version of the book be over 18. That's not realistic, but it's just the way things are. If you purchase one of my books and would like to have the original version, unedited for age, send a copy of your receipt to merely.bob@gmail.com and I'll happily provide you with a copy of the original at no additional cost. It is not illegal to write or possess such versions.
It's just unpopular with certain special interest groups who desire to restrict your freedom.