Lester

WHO IS LESTER? Howdy, everyone. Name's Lester. I'm just your everyday fella that washes his whiskers and puts on my shoes one foot at a time. Only problem is that I'm not a human being and have no idea what I am or where I came from. Luckily for me, I was able to shack up with a little ol' family that let me crash in their barn. Whole family loves me! Well, except the dad and the family doggy that don't trust me on account of all my super duper magic powers.
It don't bother me none though, because I'm gonna make 'em all my friends in the end. Swashbuckling, adventuring, laughs galore, twisties and turnies, and all kindsa other shenanigans. So why don't you hop along and have a knee slappin' good time with yer ol' pal, Lester. It's a heckuva story where no one cries, screams, or dies a horrific death at all. Pinky swear!