Kung Fu Ladyboy Gurls - Transgender, #20

Chris is backpacking his way through China when he stumbles upon a small village not on any maps, just off the beaten path. Upon entering the village, Chris notices two food carts, one with a beautiful Chinese woman crafting noodles and the other with an equally beautiful woman crafting dumplings. Each one has many secrets and at the end of the path lie a mysterious temple. These secrets hold the fate of the Universe in their hands, or rather on the plates in front of their stalls.
What sexy secrets are held by these two ladyboys and what of the temple at the end of the path? You want an explanation for all the craziness in the world? Right here. All the answers to the lunacy of 2016 are right in this short story.