I Lost Me Britches: How I Lost Weight Without Really Trying

Half of the people who are reading the title of this book I Lost Me Britches - How I Lost Weight Without Really Trying are thinking, Oh sure! I've heard that line about losing weight before! I'm not going to fall for that scam again. This is just some ad for a diet-pill or for a weight-loss program. The other half of the people who are reading the title are thinking, Well sure, losing weight is really easy for some people.
But it's never easy for me!But you, oh Most Astute Reader; yes, you are thinking that there really must be something to this. And you know, beyond all knowing, that there is a secret in this book that only you will find out. And that secret, oh Wise One, will enable you to lose weight, simply, honestly, and best of all, with little effort at all. So to you, Most Savvy Reader, read on!Also, this book is the only place where you can get a deal on my DietWare for just ...
Rating PG13; Reading Level Very Easy 5th Grade; Longest Word: Counterintuitive