How To Have Sex: A Short Non-Pickup Guide To Attracting Women - How To Have Sex, #1

From Chapter 1: Introduction: My name is Xavier Powers, and I've fucked a lot of women. I'm not trying to brag, but I am proud of the fact that I'm a fuckin stud. I mean who doesn't want to be known as a "pimp" and who doesn't want to be the guy who can go into any bar or club and have every women there lusting after him? It's a pretty great fuckin feeling and although I'm sure you, the reader, may now have reasons to hate me and not buy this book, I only ask that you put aside any annoyance you may have for me and understand that I didn't write this book to make anyone feel bad about himself.
No, I wrote this book for one reason and one reason only: to teach you how to become irresistible and attract women. Why, you may ask, do I want to impart my wisdom? I mean we live in a dog eat dog world so why would I want to help any potential competitors? Well, let me answer the second question first: Because there are plenty of fish in the sea and there won't be a shortage of women even if every guy on the planet were to all of a sudden get "game." As for the answer to the first question: It's because I want to make people happy.
Why? Is it because I'm a saint? No, it's because I'm confident in who I am and it makes me feel good when I can help you, my friends, get laid. (Remember this point because this is an important topic that I will touch upon in Chapter 7: Confidence.) But be forewarned: becoming irresistible and making yourself attractive is not an easy thing to do. Despite what some pickup artists claim, there is no "magic voodoo spell" you can put on a woman that can all of sudden make them want to drop down to their knees and blow you.
That shit is nonsensical fantasy and all of these "games" pickup artists play only annoy women. The ideas that I will be laying out in this book are actually real, but they will require A LOT of work on your part so if you're lazy then you should just stay in front of your computer and continue jerking off to yet another video of a "gullible" chick getting on board a van and agreeing to screw a random guy for a couple of bucks.
However, if you're willing to get up off your ass and put in the effort then I am confident that you will be successful and you will attract women.