Hit And Run (Not As You Know It)

I had not always been a womanizer. I only became a womanizer when every single woman that I ever loved cheated on me and left me for another man. I vowed revenge. My first attempts at womanizing were not very successful. However, when I won $5 million in a lottery, women suddenly found me very attractive. I used my newfound riches to sleep with as many women as possible. I had so much sex.