God, Monsters, & Antigrav Underwear

Are you feeling down? Unhappy? Do you get your recommended daily dose of guffawing? Pick up this book and you will find God's eating habits, a vampire birthday party, civil rights for zombies, a funeral parlor with an unusual side business, love gone horribly wrong, the unofficial history of the Fourth of July, and many other strange and twisted oddities. Not recommended for reading at work, in a courtroom, at your parole hearing, or any other location where uncontrollable giggling is frowned upon.