Fuck Up Your Title: The Bad Writer's Guide to Using Fuck in the Title of Your Book

What's the secret of writing the killer book title? We know, but we can't tell you. Sorry. Sworn to secrecy. But we can give you one thing that can work for a while. There is a trend that is selling books. But like all book trends, it will not last for long. So you better buy this book, like now, and learn all the secrets to this trend. We probably shouldn't tell you, but hey, we're friends and I can trust you.
Putting the word "fuck" in the title is a great way to boost sales. This book will help you tame this wild trend. Soon it will be in your control and your next book will annoy parents and please your bottom line. We here at the Institute of Bad Writing are dedicated to making you the best bad writer you can be. One of the ways to be a great bad writer is to follow trends. It will not create a lasting career, but it will make sales.
We feel being short sighted is a powerful attribute for a bad writer. We want you to be that short sighted winner! Buy this book! Put fuck in the title! Be a success!