Free Use Taboo 1: Taking The MILF While She Was Driving

I don't know what it was, but ever since I'd been in that coma for three days, my life had been completely different. Like, insanely different. I'm not entirely sure what happened. When I went under, I was an average, ordinary guy. When I came out, I was a chick magnet. It was unexplainable. Scouring the web for any possible explanation, I stumbled upon something called "free use." It was a very rare condition that could sometimes happen from comas.
Always to men, no one knew why. And apparently, I now had it.