First Date - THE [ SIN ] CENTRAL SERIES, #1

Biographie de Roger Gilmore

I will provide a FREE copy of my ReadMe PDF to anybody requesting one ~ youwhojt@gmail.com. But BEWARE, little more than a mere cursory once-thru will likely forever change the way you think about at least two of the most influential (and colossally corrupt) historical events of our lifetimes. Greetings. If you can see my official portrait from wherever you're reading this you will right away know what I mean when I say the photo shoot went bigtime bad! But that's okay, I like bad almost as much as I like fun (part-icularly habitually hole-heartedly HORRIBLY horny bad girls).
The least conspicuously craptacular thing I can tell you about myself is I try 'awfully' hard not to take myself too seriously, not all ways as easy as it sounds when everything beyond the tip of my nose seems so suspiciously serious. I like fun way better than money even, but not more than sex as sex is the absolute best type of fun to be found on this planet and if you don't genuinely agree, believe me you're not doing it 'bad' enough.
I try to pack as much good old-fashioned fun as I can invent into my novel naughty novels, although it likely 'comes' across looking more like a BIG bunch of near nonstop rock yer socks off sex. Truth be told, each one of my books is perhaps best pigeonholed as a prolonged particularly imprudent sexscapade in a boy 'meats' girl romance format. I guess it's ultimately up to you to find out for yourself how much of dat slipperyish 'fun' stuff you managed to hoover up by taking any one of my novel novels out for a test drive.
If you laughed right out loud a few times that alone would sure seem well worth the conversely insignificant price of admission. I personally can't think of any better accolade than for you the reader to be so amused by one of my absurdities to have immediately been compelled to shed some of your serenity sucking stress ... yeah, what could be sweeter as far as I'm concerned, paydays being a distant second.
Seeing how you've evidently been intrigued enough to read this far I'm going to tell you a little secret. Some of my readers may have already figured this out for themselves (king-sized kudos to them for taking a closer look at the 'goods'). My dirty little secret is all my books contain a very select collection of words presented in italics sprinkled throughout. Ninety-seven percent of the time I employ this technique to emphasize a single word due additional consider-action.
This drills deep down into the...