Fab Confessions of Georgia Nicolson: Books 1-3

Uniquely funny teenage diaries of the irresistibly hilarious Georgia - the first three books together - oo-er! Angus, thongs and full-frontal snogging (book 1):There are so many things very wrong with my life.. The boy I like hates me and prefers a wet weed with sticky-out ears.. My so-called 'pet', Angus, just spat at me.. I went to a party dressed as a stuffed olive. 'It's OK, I'm wearing really big knickers!' (book 2):.
It's a day and a half now since I snogged the Sex God.. I think I have snog withdrawal.. I wonder if the Sex God is having second thoughts about me because of my nose. 'Knocked out by my nunga-nungas' (book 3):. My nunga-nungas are like two sticky-out beacons attracting all the sadsacks in the universe.. I've just inspected my legs. I look like I've got hairy trousers on.