Everything Is Fine - The Thing About Love, #2

Everything is not fine. Not even close. I need a wedding date. In two weeks. My life is nuts, I am inconveniently single...oh and also temporarily homeless. I accidentally started my house on fire.. Shut up, it was an accident. But maybe it opened up an interesting possibility...hello kind sir, can I play with your hose?Gawd I'm an idiot...unless it works.