English as She is Spoke (Unabridged)

In the annals of linguistic curiosities, "English as She is Spoke" stands as a beacon of unintentional humor. Originally published in 1883, this Portuguese-English phrasebook by Pedro Carolino has become a cult classic for its hilariously mangled translations. From "The clock is striking twelve, and I am very hungry" to "The gentleman is very glad to see you, and he hopes you will stay to dinner, " this book offers a side-splitting glimpse into the perils of cross-cultural communication.
Prepare to laugh out loud as you delve into the linguistic misadventures of "English as She is Spoke."