Death Rides

What's the one thing we know about Death?  He certainly gets around.  He has to travel all over the place. He is not on a pale horse. He is on ride-share. He takes trains and trucks. He rides up escalators and down mountainsides using a double bass as a snowboard.  Death gets around.  These small, amusing stories show Death and the many ways he goes from Point A to Point B. These might be humorous or sad like a funeral.
There are so many aspects to Death.  That's how he rolls.