Dark Fairy Tale Queens Complete Series

The Grimmer side of your favorite fairy tales, retold with humor and sinister surprises. Sinful Cinderella I'm not who they think I am. A docile girl who meekly obeys her stepmother and stepsisters. Some kind of sick angel who cheerfully bears their mistreatment. That's what I WANT them to think. Because then they won't suspect what I'm really up to. The ball, the prince - it's all part of my plan to come out on top.
Stepmother and her demented daughters will pay for every floor I have scoured, every sneer I have borne. They don't know about the white magic, how I use it to enhance myself. They can't see that my heart is black as midnight, rotten as a poisoned apple. They're about to find out. Sneaky Snow White Cinderella killed my father. She thinks she can do anything because she's the Evil Queen. And my stepmother.
The only thing she truly loves is her Demon Mirror. But the more she gazes into that thing, the crazier she becomes. But I am no longer a child. I won't allow the Evil Queen to poison my heart and my home. Although my skin is white as snow, my soul is far from pure. I will make Cinderella suffer for her sins. Sure as my name is Snow White. Rotten Rapunzel I have been in this tower for fifteen years.
Snow White has frozen me inside it and covered the rest of our kingdom with ice and snow. I can't remember what summer is like. And I have never seen people or had a friend. It's not fair. I'm a princess, the daughter of Cinderella. This kingdom belongs to ME. Not to the nasty new queen who's taken over. Snowy ruined my life, she doesn't care about me. She only keeps me because I cry magic tears. I have to escape.
Have to take back the palace before my lost twin gets it. Have to punish Snowy for wrecking the kingdom. Have to make at least ONE stupid friend. And I really have to do something about my hair. Bad BeautyThree years under a sleeping curse. Unbelievable. Woke up to a ruined kingdom, a ruined life. I know exactly who did this. And I will rip out her hair by the roots. Now I've got a horrible Beast to deal with.
A nasty witch in the Wood. And a man who still won't admit he loves me. If I'm to take back the kingdom, I will have to end the darkness, starting with the person who poisoned us all: Cinderella. She is NEVER coming back. I may be beautiful as a rose, but my thorns are deadly sharp.