Cupid's a Bleep - Rubenesque, #1

One little prick changes everything. A hilarious cozy urban fantasy about a normal woman whose ordinary life turns out to be not so ordinary after all.  Hi. My name is Helena. I've got my head on straight. A good job, a condo of my own, a sensible outlook on life. I have been blessed with a practical personality and a strong character, and for that I have always been grateful. I have no complaints.
None. Nada. So...how exactly did I end up here, you ask? Surrounded by hooved creatures and nymphs, wine pouring from the ceiling like rain, fish that understand what I'm saying, and a secret connection to the ample figured, often naked, women in some famous Baroque painter's artwork? Cupid. That's how.