Cupid Came Down My Chimney - The Cupid Chronicles

Rhonda has a problem. It's Christmas Eve, but that isn't what her problem is. Rhonda loves Christmas. Or at least she used to love it. After what she came home and found her boyfriend Randy and her sister Sue doing something somewhat illicit together on Rhonda's brand-new pink couch. I'm not going to tell you what Randy and Shelley were doing together, but it involved a Santa hat and a pair of reindeer-print boxer shorts. That's pretty well all of the wardrobe items that were involved in what Randy and Shelley were doing together on the couch. Let's just say that the jury is about as out as it gets regarding what Rhonda was going to think about Christmas from here on out. The same thing went for love. After what she saw Rhonda was pretty sure she wasn't ever going to let herself fall in love again. That's where I come into the picture. My name's Cupid and love-making is my business. So I'm making it my business to make sure that Rhonda learned how to fall in love again. Or - as old Blue-Eyes used to love to sing - "Come fly with me, and tootle my flute!"