Bogan Abroad: Post-Covid Japan

I've barely left the house since 2020. Working from home, I rarely need to, and barely want to. Borderline autistic, I like my own environment, my own schedule, my own rules, my own company. I am not the person that should be travelling, let along writing about travel. You can get positive, uplifting trip reviews anywhere. You've seen Japan through the filtered lens of Instagram. You've watched the editorialised talking heads on YouTube.
You've read your aunt's posts about how great it was on Facebook. You've seen what the moderators of r/JapanTravel want you to see on Reddit. You've watched Travel Guides Australia on TV. You've streamed Eugene Levy's Reluctant Traveller. All these pretty people trying to sell you pretty things. Well... I ain't pretty.