Adventures of a Ninja Priest - The Ninja Priest, #1

Ardent Clements, codenamed Sardis, is well aware that he has an interesting career. He regularly fights carnivorous dust mites, brainwashing schools, deranged cheese manufacturers, and an assassin killingly seemingly insignificant targets. Sardis is part of a secret organization called the Ninja Priests. They protect people from malevolent secret organizations such as the Theorists who seek wealth and power.
Joining him in his exploits is a cynical partner whose life was destroyed by the Theorists. Throughout their adventures they will learn about a conspiracy deep in the government that becomes personal.