Adam Zed - SHORT STORIES - NOVELLAS, #3

Adam Zed, a graduate student continually jerked around by his Dissertation Chair, lives in a run-down former frat house with six close LGBTQ friends from several undergraduate schools throughout the country. He is driven by his desire to complete his research, grab a Ph. D, and get as far from Upper Peninsula State University as possible. He also wishes to help his friends jack up their less than satisfactory social life.
Adam persuades them to be a part of his research by offering to alter their microbiome to enhance their chances of getting laid. What could go wrong with that?